Enrique Iglesias, get a clue
Not even heartthrob singers are immune to the male ego when it comes to love.
April 2008
#32: The Friend scores
My friends were playing on a whole new level and I was quickly being left behind.
#31: High School transformation
New change in environment along with a new attitude…only I didn’t realize how it would lead to my downfall.
Books: She Comes First: The Thinking Man’s Guide to Pleasuring a Woman
Every man should have this in his book collection…she’ll thank you for it.
The Barbecue
More bantering practice with The Friend’s girlfriend.
#30: Returning home
My life has only a temporary setback as my mother recovers in time for High School.
Bachelor Party (Extended Sober edition)
The rich get richer and the poor get poorer…such is the way of genetics.
The Wedding Crasher
The bride isn’t the only one that can appropriately wear white that day. But hopefully I can leave that honor with her by the next wedding if I play my cards right at the reception.
#29: From a happy home to a nuthouse
How many fourteen year olds could responsibly deal with two insane adults? Not many.
The Pickup (pickup artist parody)
“Dickmaster!”
Let’s sweat: my fitness goals
For now, I’ve traded pumping the cock for the iron.
#28: The girl in the dress, one row over and two seats back
Even if it might have been a lie or joke, it really did feel flattering.
V-Carded! Hall of Shame: Jim Carrey (The Mask)
Oh man…choosing just one movie of Jim Carrey’s for this is like choosing which Jackson is the most fucked up. And like the Jacksons, yet just one of them is the obvious choice.