April 2008

Dr. Phil “Women Beware” thoughts

My thoughts on the episode watched live around the globe by the unemployed and bon-bon snackers.

Posted on April 12th, 2008 in Media | 3 Comments »

#17: The Frizzy-haired girl

How would my life have drastically been altered if things went differently on the bus on that day?

Posted on April 12th, 2008 in Adolescence | 5 Comments »

Media alert

Oh boy, here we go. Not surprisingly it’s Dr. Phil this time.

Posted on April 11th, 2008 in Media | No Comments »

What is wrong with nice guys? By Player Supreme

I could write an essay about it, but one other man says it better.

Posted on April 11th, 2008 in Miscellaneous | No Comments »

#16: Welcome to the Jungle: Junior High

You know where you are?

Posted on April 10th, 2008 in Adolescence | 1 Comment »

Dream blow job

Hey whomever my future sex partner is out there…get watching!

Posted on April 9th, 2008 in Observations | 2 Comments »

Venus 2000: Cleaning your pipes and your wallet

The Venus 2000 is said to be the ultimate male sex toy. For $800+ dollars, it better fucking be…and clean my house and do my taxes while it’s at it.

Posted on April 8th, 2008 in Frustration | 3 Comments »

#14: Sex education films

Boy, that’s really neat, Beav.

Posted on April 6th, 2008 in Childhood | 3 Comments »

V-Carded! Hall of Shame: Mr. Dickson (American Idol)

He who holds the key will unlock her heart? Certainly won’t unlock her legs, that’s for damned sure.

Posted on April 5th, 2008 in Hall of Shame | 2 Comments »

I’m choosing Abstinence

I’ve made a decision…

Posted on April 4th, 2008 in Miscellaneous | No Comments »

Movies: Hitch

Hit stop after the 60 minute marker on the DVD, that’s all you need to watch.

Posted on April 3rd, 2008 in Reviews | 1 Comment »

#13: My first Playboy Magazine

I was 11 years old when I got my hands on a Playboy Magazine. At least I was an early bloomer in something.

Posted on April 3rd, 2008 in Childhood | No Comments »

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