#18: Quick soldier, hide!
Guys deserve extra credit in this department for sheer creativity alone.
Puberty really does suck, especially at school. My dick was out of control. It seemed like a passing breeze would set my little soldier off and I would have to conceal the bulge in my pants through creative means. Typically the old school book or backpack if walking in the halls.
Those damned girls weren’t making it any easier. Walking around, giggling with one another, seeing the “bounce” their chests gave as they confidently walked down the hall. Damn them. Damn them all, they were doing all that on purpose.
Tighter pants did work in some situations but this backfired in class one day. During class, I noticed the girl who was sitting next to me gazing down at my lap, she quickly looked away and looked embarrassed when my attention was caught. I peeked down to my lap and my guy had found it’s way out of position and was now highlighted by a long bulge down the front inner side of my left leg. I wanted to die, but she kept silent. Perhaps I had nothing to be ashamed of…maybe the girls wanted to catch peeks of our budding sexuality as well.
Unfortunately, books and other objects were completely useless in the classroom. I think teachers have a built-in erection radar that drives their attention to the perpetrator, because they always seemed to pick the most inopportune times to call you up in front of class immediately to work up a problem on the chalkboard or give a speech.
As Eddie Murphy said during one of his standup routines in reference to the same problem “No that’s alright…..I’ll take the zero.”
Alex Foster Says:
April 13th, 2008 at 8:27 am
When I was at school girls were fascinated by this sort of thing. Some were giggly about it, “Look what I can make happen!” Oh, the power. But mostly fascinated. Our bodies just bled once a month, which wasn’t interesting–it was just gross.
curiousgirl Says:
April 13th, 2008 at 10:06 am
i have always been utterly fascinated with a man’s penis and the changes that occur during the road to erection…i bet that girl that was looking was fascinated as well!
cg