#16: Welcome to the Jungle: Junior High
You know where you are?
Adolescence
During the teen years, The Virgin ruins opportunities with girls due to his awkwardness. Things go from bad to worse as he begins his decent into a person that alpha males always best and attractive women shove in the friend zone...a "romantic" nice guy.
#17: Dominique
How would my life have drastically been altered if things went differently on the bus on that day?
#18: Quick soldier, hide!
Guys deserve extra credit in this department for sheer creativity alone.
#19: The pickup artist’s yearbook photo
It’s funny to look back on old yearbook photos, such as this little pickup artist in training.
#21: Experimentation
I wish I had all female friends when I was young…I would have felt better about that than this story…
#23: The Friend
Some guys just are lucky with women. Such as my best friend that I met back in seventh grade.
#25: The best Christmas present I ever got
Christmas is truly a time of miracles.
#26: Life with Mom
It may not have been an optimal life, but at least I was getting some normalcy for once.
#27: My first pornographic movie
As crazy as my family was, I really did have the coolest mother in the world.
#28: The girl in the dress, one row over and two seats back
Even if it might have been a lie or joke, it really did feel flattering.
#29: From a happy home to a nuthouse
How many fourteen year olds could responsibly deal with two insane adults? Not many.
#30: Returning home
My life has only a temporary setback as my mother recovers in time for High School.
#31: High School transformation
New change in environment along with a new attitude…only I didn’t realize how it would lead to my downfall.
#32: The Friend scores
My friends were playing on a whole new level and I was quickly being left behind.
#33: The secret admirer
What in the hell was my 17-year-old counterpart THINKING with this nonsense?!?