#36: College, a new beginning
College is indeed the best place to get “educated,” if you know what I mean. Unfortunately, I was still entering as a dunce.
Adulthood
After ruining another opportunity for the last time, The Virgin decides to clean up his life, get in shape and learn what REALLY makes women tick and feel attraction. Now awake, his long path of redemption begins as he learns about the art of seduction as well as the psychology behind sexual attraction.
#37: Jaime, the artist who captivated me
In college I met a girl who I shared a lot in common with…imagine that. Unfortunately as is usually the case, someone else got there first.
#38: Opportunity knocks…
So the girl of my dreams had broken up with her fiance. That was the perfect opportunity…
#39: …and someone else answers
…for someone else to take advantage of.
#40: The only way I knew
Some people walk together - I walk alone.
#41: The family’s dark secrets are revealed
I had always understood that I didn’t have the most normal of families, but how little I REALLY knew how corrupt my grandmother and Old Man were.
#42: Who needs a brother?
Why would I show any attachment to a brother when the rest of my family was a dysfunctional disaster?
#43: Old Man’s death
I highly doubt that Old Man ever thought that the son he gave life to would take his.
#44: The Friend gets married
Once your friend decides to tie the knot, you can practically say goodbye to them.
#45: Weight loss
It was time to start the long road from “fat” to “fab.”
#46: Online dating
Sure some girls on dating websites would like to meet you online…it’s just that some of them would like you to shell out $19.95 to see them.
#47: The determined diva
What happens when you ignore a girl used to getting attention? Her attention turns on you, that’s what.
#48: Queer Eye for the V-Carded! Guy
All things just keep getting better.
#49: The one dollar stripper
Tip: No matter what your idiot friends tell you or how egotistical the stripper is, you should tip more than a dollar.
#50: Do as I say, not as I do
Was I just unlucky or unattractive…or were women possibly not being truthful about what they really wanted?