Awwww, poooooor baby
It’s like a fat kid complaining to a starving orphan that he’s wasting away because he only got two sweets instead of three.
Frustration
The last roadblock before the exit
It’s not always easy to see, but I have plenty in life to be thankful for. Only I realize that one single person holds you back from better.
Bachelor Party (Extended Sober edition)
The rich get richer and the poor get poorer…such is the way of genetics.
The smiling solution
If only I had my friend in my ear all the time. But I’d go broke rewarding him with dinners.
“Why don’t you smile more?”
What the hell kind of question is that?
Venus 2000: Cleaning your pipes and your wallet
The Venus 2000 is said to be the ultimate male sex toy. For $800+ dollars, it better fucking be…and clean my house and do my taxes while it’s at it.
Diagnosis, Dr. Google
My recent headaches/migraines is diagnosed completely unprofessionally.
Maybe women aren’t lying about the headache?
We laugh at wives and girlfriends who feign headaches to get out of sex, but when the real thing happens to you, you start to think that maybe they aren’t always putting it on.
Friends with benefits
Do you know someone bragging about having a “friend with benefits?” Yeah…and I saw a leprechaun last week.
Escorts
The obvious answer to my problem…why don’t I pay a professional to help me out? I’m not going that route…and here’s why.
Second puberty
Lately my body has been out of control like a teen in heat. Wasn’t this supposed to stop after high school?