Observations

Class in session

Yeah, lots of options in my class…..unfortunately they grew up to Hillary Duff.

Not in that way

I don’t care if you’re a choir boy or a pervert, all guys look at attractive women “that way” and think one thing…

The hierarchy of a porn store

Even when you’re in a store filled with double dong dildos along the walls, you have to obey the pecking order just like at your job.

Three short stories about guys

There is no Zed or gimp here, just other random stories around town.

The typical female dating profile

The typical girl next door, indeed.

Oral safety

Wakey wakey, open forum time!

The pool party


Wii-tards

Maybe video games do fry brain cells…or just tact.

Memorial Day weekend musings

Tales and observations from the local bar.

The Barbecue

More bantering practice with The Friend’s girlfriend.

The Japanese restaurant date

It wasn’t MY date, but that didn’t mean I couldn’t practice what I had learned.

What?

Don’t make me repeat myself.

Why settle for less?

I don’t play life half-assed.

Dream blow job

Hey whomever my future sex partner is out there…get watching!

Swingers marriage

If an engaged person ponders this, they might want to rethink those wedding invitations…

About V-Carded!

V-Carded! is the personal blog of a male in his late 20’s who has yet to experience sexual intercourse. Realizing his crisis, he writes a frank an honest account of experiences about sex and love to learn more about himself. He also shares thoughts and experiences about his journey towards his final goal of getting laid and starting his sex life proper.

DISCLAIMER: This site contains frank and honest discussion of sexuality intended for adults and is not suitable for young audiences or the easily offended / insecure.