From a Female’s Eyes: Take me out to the ballgame
…take me out with the crowd, if this old geezer attempts to get laid, I’ll scream “RAPE” and cops will come to my aid…
This response to our 23-year-old female profile is sooooooo out there that it deserves an entry by itself. I seriously do not make this shit up. Here goes nothing…..
A 55-year-old man (!) writes….
“First of all let me just say that yes there are a few true gentlemen as myself out here, but I am sorry to say we are all too old for you. So why am I writing you, you ask? Well I am a true cardinal fan and I like t go to alot of games during the summer. The thing is my gameday friend just moved to Florida, and although I am not anywhere your age group, I’m sorry, but I just like the company of a younger woman. What can I say, it makes me feel young again. Anyway I am not looking for a relationship, although I wouldn’t turn one down. I am smart enough to know that would never happen. All I am asking of you is friendship, and I would love to take you too a few Cardinal games this year. No strings attached. Just fun in the sun at the old ballpark, and yes you will be treated like the lady I am sure you are. Anyway, if you are interested or not please let me know. I do hope you will at least go to one game and see how you feel about it. Then if you don’t want to go again, I will understand. Oh and by the way, if you wuld like to meet Ernie Hays he’s a good friend of mine and maybe we can go up and so you can meet him after the game. Have a great day.”
The Virgin: WOW…this guy is over 32 years older than our girl. That’s even quite a few years older than I am. This geriatric gentleman ISN’T looking for friendship like he says he is…he’s looking to get some young and fresh pussy. Now there are certainly men in their fifties (and older!) who bed twenty year olds all the time, but those guys are men like Hugh Hefner and powerful, powerful men. Not old guys hanging out on dating websites. ………. Bribing her with a meeting with Ernie Hays? (chuckles) Yeah…..I’m sure that’s going to make a young girl’s panties wet.
This guy was so unbelievable that I clicked on his profile and took a look out of curiosity. Unfortunately what I didn’t realize is that members can tell who’s been looking at their profile and that only got this guy’s hopes up. He emails again the next day….
“Hello again! How are you? I see you have looked at my profile. But I haven’t heard from you. So this must mean you think I am a nut case? I can assure you I’m not, however I do know that people can, and do say anything on here to lure young girls out. So I only say this, if you will meet me at a Cardinal game at gate 3 and go to just one game I think you will find that I’m just a nice guy who would want you to think of him as well lets say an adopted uncle. You will also find that I will only teart you with the respect a sweet young lady should be treated with. Hey look at it this way. How much more public can you get than a ball game? I mean if I so much as said anything out of line all you would have to do is yell help and I am sure at least half a dozen of the 40,000 or so people there would come to your aid. Not mention all the cops there, and you get a free Cardnial game out of it. Come on reconsider, and give it one chance. All I ask is don’t say you will and not show up. Well ok the ball game is in your court, let me know what you think.”
Sincerely
XXX
p.s. I’ll even give you my name address and phone # and the year make and tag # of my car.”
The Virgin: … …
The Dateable Dork Says:
June 14th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
HOLY SHIT. This guy is the poster child for creepy old men on online dating sites. The hairs on my neck are standing up just from reading this. I wonder how many dismembered 23-year-old girls are currently residing in this guy’s freezer?
Another 20y/o Virgin Says:
June 16th, 2008 at 12:48 am
“think of him as well lets say an adopted uncle.” haha
Wow that’s creepy.
The Beautiful Kind Says:
June 16th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Man I was going to give the codger the benefit of the doubt - I mean every guy in his 50’s wants to date/fuck a woman in her 20’s. I would date a guy in his 50’s - I have before. I had a wonderful affair with a 53 yr old scientist who took me to Washington DC, Chicago, and I would lounge around the hotel room during his conferences. He was slim, attractive, kind, passionate, brilliant…
But man this guy needs his baseball game privileges taken away from him. And honest to god, he reminds me of a guy I know. He’s in his 50’s and makes creepy eyes at all the ladies and thinks he can read minds. He so can’t.
MsKittyFantastico Says:
August 19th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Yup… I agree… GROSS and CREEPY! Unfortunately, I have been here and done that… So over it!