From a Female’s Eyes: The Clone Wars
Please hum the Star Wars Imperial march music while reading, that would be so cool….
The 30 day membership on my online dating account is up at midnight tonight which puts an end to active collecting of responses for FFE. But I still have lots of emails to go through…too many. (I’ll give the final tally during the last article of FFE.) So let’s just put a bunch of responses out there to get through the queue quicker, besides, it highlights a problem here (can you see it?)
We will return to my analysis in the next FFE column, but I won’t be going at it alone! I will be having a guest female to cross evaluate. Stay tuned!
——————-
A 32 year old man (Subject: hI) writes…. “Hi there. Just wanted to say hello and tell you I liked your profile and I would like to chat with you sometime. Give mea shout sometime if you would like to learn more about me.”
A 23 year old man (Subject: Hey!) writes… “Wow, we seem like we have a lot in common. I hate sitting inside for too long too, I like to stay pretty active. We should go out for a drink, I would love to get to know you!”
A 26 year old man (Subject: none) writes… “Hey, I liked your profile, you sound like fun. I’d be interested in hearing more about you! Have a good day”
A 26 year old man (Subject: Hello) writes… “I am XXX, care to chat? You seem like an interesting young woman. I would enjoy getting to know you better. “
A 28 year old man (Subject: none) writes…”I just wanted to say hi. I read your profile and thought that we had a lot in common. I would like to get to know you, if you feel the same just let me know.”
A 26 year old man (Subject: Hey) writes…”Hey I just saw your profile on here and thought you seemed like a pretty cool girl and someone I’d like to get to know better. I am not going to write you a big story, but I liked your profile/pictures and what you had to say. If you think you might be interested, just write something back.”
A 24 year old man (Subject: Hello) writes…”Just wanted to say hi, and that you have a cute dog. You probably get alot of these so i’ll keep it short. I enjoyed reading your profile, so if your up for some laughs and interesting conversation let me know. I look forward from hearing back from you! “
A 28 year old man (Subject: hi) writes…”Are you ready to meet someone who knows how to have a good time, but also knows how to be romantic? Email back when you are ready to get to know each other better.”
A 24 year old man (Subject: hi) writes…”Hey there…you’re profile made me smile… what a cute pup 
I’d like to chat with you. I am looking for someone fun to hang out with that could potentially develop into more. Hope to hear from you soon!”
A 28 year old man (Subject: Hello!!!) writes… “I am new to the area from another state and really liked your profile! You seem like a great person to get to know better. You have a great smile! I hope you are still looking for a good guy. Please look over my profile because I say a lot more there, and I hope to hear back from you.”
The Dateable Dork Says:
June 24th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Is it me, or are all of these emails saying the exact same thing? These guys need to get a little more creative if they’re going to land a 23-year-old hottie whose inbox is already overflowing. At least none of these guys is 20 years older than her!
The Dateable Dork Says:
June 24th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
Shit, I just noticed the title of your post - Clone Wars - ha, I get it.
Have pity on me, I’ve had a long day. : )
MsKittyFantastico Says:
August 19th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
yeah… again… Been here done this! lol I get all of the same things. I only respond to very original messages. I learned that lesson early!