Maybe women aren’t lying about the headache?
We laugh at wives and girlfriends who feign headaches to get out of sex, but when the real thing happens to you, you start to think that maybe they aren’t always putting it on.
You’ve heard the old clichéd line “Not tonight honey, I have a headache” that wives apparently use to get out of sex. Maybe it’s not really a lie after all.
I’ve talked about my spring fever that I’ve been going through lately. The other day I got home from work and went to desperately relieve myself as has been the case all week. As my arousal rose, a sharp headache came on and shot through my neck. I stopped for a second to gain my composure and simply dismissed it as moving my head/neck in a bad position.
This morning I woke up with a raging morning wood so I figured it would be convenient to take care of it before I hopped in the shower. As I climaxed, the headache came back and was more horrible this time, like a bad migraine. It finally subsided after a few minutes. What the hell is going on with me right now? I never thought something as relaxing as jacking off would be painful. I don’t want to see a doctor, just what would I say anyway?
Maybe it’s a sign that I need to give myself “a break” for the week…hopefully the women at the office will wear garbage bags this week although I think they’d still look sexy in that. But you know, while I often regret not having a sexual partner, I miss her right now for a much simpler reason. A neck rub sounds so nice right now.
The Beautiful Kind Says:
April 3rd, 2008 at 8:27 pm
That is odd!
Whenever I have headaches (I don’t get migraines) I find masturbating/sex makes me feel better. In fact the only time I don’t feel well that sex doesn’t help is when I have the flu/am nauseous. Definitely helps menstrual cramps!