Testicular Sound Express podcast

An interesting podcast from a few years ago by a kid who says he’s not gay. Right, and if it walks like a duck…

Wow…there are just no words for the strange stuff you find on the net sometimes. Take, for example, this podcast from a few years ago called “Testicular Sound Express” by a person calling himself A Roast Chicken, a (then) 15 year old Asian virgin male living in Australia. Don’t bother trying to find this podcast, because the site is long gone and the feed is dead. I heard clips of this podcast on an archived episode of the “Get Laid” podcast.

It’s too funny to pass up, so I hope they don’t mind if I directly take the clips out of their episode (after all, they did take them from the kid’s original podcast anyway). Here are the clips. (The laughter/ random comments in the background is the Get Laid hosts.)

Clip #1: The kid introduces himself…but he’s not gay. (He’s gay.)

Clip #2: Giving anal sex advice to a “hot, gay sailor”

Clip #3: Proposes a “Be Gay For a Day,” uh, for charity…right

Clip #4: Awkwardly describes what anal sex must feel like

Clip #5: Warns against farting during anal sex

Clip #6: Something about him pissing in his face

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2 Comments to “Testicular Sound Express podcast”

  1. Another 20y/o Virgin Says:

    how’s this GetLaid podcast? I’ve only listened to the Pickup Podcast on iTunes which isn’t too bad.

  2. The Virgin Says:

    Yeah, the Pickup Podcast isn’t bad. But I wish it did more than the interview format as it tends to sound like a broken record with stuff I’ve heard before.

    I haven’t listened to too much of the Get Laid podcast. More of the earlier stuff than the later stuff when they added more people. The show - at least in the early episodes - is more in the style of morning radio shows such as Howard Stern and Opie and Anthony.

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