Virgin for sale
They say that for a girl, the first time having sex will hurt. But I think $250,000+ will help ease the pain a little, don’t you?
Now this is interesting. Twenty-two year old Natalie Dylan has decided to sell her virginity to the highest bidder in order to pay for her college education.
She appeared on the Howard Stern show this past Tuesday to explain her position on the issue, claiming that it just won’t be any bidder, but the highest one she has chemistry with. (And there’s no better chemistry than the almighty green.) Apparently she is willing to submit to a gynecologist exam and a lie detector test to prove her claim.
Anyway, the auction is taking place through the infamous Dennis Hof’s Moonlight Bunny Ranch and apparently bidding is already up to $250,000. This article talks about some of the reaction to her stunt.
“She’s just giving it to some random person. And I just think she should be giving it to someone special she loves,” said one student on campus.
Ugh….someone’s in soulmate la-la land. I said it before and I’ll say it again, are most people STILL with the same person they had their first time with? Married to them? How many people have said that their first time absolutely sucked? Exactly. However, Natalie is a smart cookie herself and approaching it with more open eyes than most of her peers.
“When I was younger, I wanted 100% romance, possibly even wait for marriage. But as I grew up, reality kinda hit. And I think its a capitalistic society and I want to capitalize on this,” explained Dylan.
Say what you will about her commentary on capitalism, but she’s realistic as far as the the reality of her first time goes.
Slightly shifting focus for a second, I was listening to more about this on the Covino and Rich show on Sirius Radio and they brought up a good point. Is it worth that much money to have sex with a virgin, and do men still have a big virgin obsession today? They discussed their reasons for not having sex with a virgin female, namely the clingy and attachment issues. Yep, that’s a problem with virgin girls, and it’s even an issue with virgin men…ESPECIALLY wusses / nice guys.
But it begs the question, if no one had sex with virgins how would they get experience? While I wouldn’t pursue virgins or anything, if I found out my partner was one I would still give her the opportunity but make my boundaries clear on my desire for an open relationship (at that time). The way I see it it this: either she could lose it to some dimwitted fratboy who squirts all over her in three seconds…or lose it to someone who gives a damn about her pleasure and making her first time feel wonderful. If only more people had that opportunity.
But back to the Natalie Dylan story above, who’s to say that it’s not a hoax? Hymens get ripped through many activities other than penetrative sex. Lie detectors can also be beaten. And does anyone remember the Our First Time mess?
Meanwhile, here I am - a REAL virgin male damn well near 30 - on the verge of losing his virginity this weekend with an entire open account of it on the web…and I don’t see myself getting any media attention or Howard Stern interviews. Nor do I see any part of $250,000. Maybe I’m going about it all wrong…does giving it up for free make me a cheap manwhore? Do you think The Beautiful Kind should make me an offer for my virginity?
If not $250,000, maybe I can at least get an XBox and a can of Dr. Pepper out of it?
Honey Says:
September 12th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
I do know one couple who lost their virginity to each other and are married and expecting their second child. They’ve been together probably 8 years or so. So it is possible, if unlikely. Probably not coincidentally, I think they are both Catholic.
Dude, go for a Wii…
Nancymarie Says:
September 12th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
She’s the most expensive prostitute I’ve heard about.
Good luck this weekend.
The Beautiful Kind Says:
September 13th, 2008 at 10:18 am
Wow, and here I was thinking about charging YOU. hee hee
I’d say we’re both pretty priceless.
See you in a few!
valentine Says:
September 13th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
I just think it’s sad that the girl doesn’t think it’s prostitution. No, it’s “capitalism”.
Although I do suppose that prostitution does follow the principles of capitalism…
lena Says:
September 15th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
She’s like a GEISHA!
Only they’re modest about it.
Elmak Says:
September 16th, 2008 at 7:13 am
@lena Geisha aren’t prostitutes. Courtesans however, were. During the American invasion of Japan in WWII, many common prostitutes dressed and acted as Geisha to get customers among us ‘rich Americans’.
Lance Says:
September 16th, 2008 at 9:13 am
I absolutely don’t have a problem with this, and in fact I admire her business sense. The fact is, she could either a) lose her vcard to a douchebag at her college, or b) lose it to someone who will be EXTENSIVELY screened and researched prior to the actual act. That’s about the safest transaction she’ll get. It’s also likely the guy will be really nice to her prior to, during, and after the act. Kudos.
Oh yeah, $250k. I’d say anyone’s vcard is worth that. You’re a bloody liar if said you wouldn’t sell your own for that amount.
lena Says:
September 16th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
@ ElMak:
I was referring to actual Geishas and the process by which they sell their virginity off to the highest bidder. My reference on that? Arthur Golden.