Virgin Nerd
Gotta love unrealistic dork porn fantasies. At least this one stars a real girl and not wizards and ogres.
Our last “virgin” clip is from good ol’ porn. There is some videos that I came across from CDGirls which starts out with a beautiful blond diddling herself in the bathtub with her vibrator. A few hours later (because that’s what the screen says), she gets a knock on the door. Standing there is a bumbling nerd wearing coke bottle glasses (held together with tape, of course), stands with poor posture and with a horrible studder in-in-in-troduces himself as “Larry.”
Blondie takes Nerd Boy gently by the hand, immediately tosses him to the ground and shoves his face into the crotch of her jeans, afterwards letting them drop off. “So are you a virgin, you studdering little nerd boy?” she asks. “M-m-m-ommy says n-not to do it until you’re m-m-m-arried…” he replies. Blondie makes up his mind for him by forcing him back into her garden to go to work.
After a few moments of oral, Blondie takes Nerd Boy’s glasses off. “I..I..I can’t see w-without my glass..MMPHH!” Blondie shuts him up again the tried and true way. After she has had enough, she undresses him and returns the favor.
She then hops on the bed and asks him if he wants to fuck her. The nerd babbles about his mother and marriage again. “Forget your mother,” she replies. She lays on the bed and guides him as he slowly mounts her. With the goofiest smirk on his face, Nerd Boy replies with “Wow…that’s soft in there.”
As the two get it on, Blondie gets more and more into it and the two then exchange what is undoubtedly the lines of the movie.
“Fuck me harder, Nerd Boy, fuck me harder!”
(nasally) “I’m trying!”
The two proceed to rock it both doggy style and girl-on-top until the nerd shoots a science fair winning geyser on her chest. As the two come off the high, the nerd mutters about ‘not being able to see without his glasses’ (despite looking like a porn star there) and puts them back on. “Oh wow, I made a mess! You’ll never cl-cl-cl-clean THAT up!” he said.
Nerd Boy thanks her for a “wonderful evening,” Blondie responds with an unenthusiastic “Yeah…” and the clip fades out.