The dirty deed is done

Gimme a cigarette.

I honestly thought the day would never come…but came it did.

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I dreaded it…I knew would have to face this moment once and for all.

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But I knew I had to be a man. It really was for my own good, and I knew it would put a smile on a woman’s face…maybe even several.

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I’ll be honest, it was awkward….

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…at times, I even looked ridiculous…

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…nor I haven’t been doing it nearly as much as I should have been. Nor has a lot of men out there.

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But the time came. The dirty deed is done.

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I completely cleaned, scrubbed down and organized my fucking bachelor pad. 

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8 Comments to “The dirty deed is done”

  1. Kevin Chan Says:

    Was it with TBK?Post details please!(:

  2. Kevin Chan Says:

    Gah, took the sleep deprived me some time to see that this was about cleaning.

    Get the REAL DEED done soon man!

  3. NewWrldYankee Says:

    You and your random fake-outs! You get all revved up for a let down! Argh!!! Still funny though…=)

  4. The Dateable Dork Says:

    Shit, Virgin!!! I was having heart palpitations over here!!!!!!

    Oh man, it will take me a while to calm down after this one…

    And yes, we’re all looking forward to hearing about the REAL deed getting done. : )

  5. Nancymarie Says:

    You fucker!

    Good job faking everyone out. :P

  6. The Virgin Says:

    Wow….damn. I thought more people would appreciate a clean house.

  7. lena Says:

    I knew when I started reading that that it wouldn’t be about TBK. Gotta tell ya though, V, tricky tricky.

  8. lena Says:

    And for the record, there is nothing nicer than walking into a clean house. I would go as far as calling it an aphrodisiac. ;)

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V-Carded! is the personal blog of a male in his late 20’s who has yet to experience sexual intercourse. Realizing his crisis, he writes a frank an honest account of experiences about sex and love to learn more about himself. He also shares thoughts and experiences about his journey towards his final goal of getting laid and starting his sex life proper.

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