The dirty deed is done
Gimme a cigarette.
I honestly thought the day would never come…but came it did.
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I dreaded it…I knew would have to face this moment once and for all.
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But I knew I had to be a man. It really was for my own good, and I knew it would put a smile on a woman’s face…maybe even several.
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I’ll be honest, it was awkward….
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…at times, I even looked ridiculous…
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…nor I haven’t been doing it nearly as much as I should have been. Nor has a lot of men out there.
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But the time came. The dirty deed is done.
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I completely cleaned, scrubbed down and organized my fucking bachelor pad.Â

Kevin Chan Says:
August 12th, 2008 at 2:10 am
Was it with TBK?Post details please!(:
Kevin Chan Says:
August 12th, 2008 at 2:15 am
Gah, took the sleep deprived me some time to see that this was about cleaning.
Get the REAL DEED done soon man!
NewWrldYankee Says:
August 12th, 2008 at 6:32 am
You and your random fake-outs! You get all revved up for a let down! Argh!!! Still funny though…=)
The Dateable Dork Says:
August 12th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Shit, Virgin!!! I was having heart palpitations over here!!!!!!
Oh man, it will take me a while to calm down after this one…
And yes, we’re all looking forward to hearing about the REAL deed getting done. : )
Nancymarie Says:
August 12th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
You fucker!
Good job faking everyone out.
The Virgin Says:
August 12th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Wow….damn. I thought more people would appreciate a clean house.
lena Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
I knew when I started reading that that it wouldn’t be about TBK. Gotta tell ya though, V, tricky tricky.
lena Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
And for the record, there is nothing nicer than walking into a clean house. I would go as far as calling it an aphrodisiac.