Well, the Smurfs always *did* look happy…

I know they were pushing for more educational cartoons back in the 80s…but I doubt the Smurfs ever considered sex ed.

SmurfsOh dear god…I’m in tears after seeing this. Here I am talking about myself at age five and I get sent this link on YouPorn from a friend today. (Caution: adult content) I watched the Smurfs when I was that age. Perhaps if they had been shown having magical adventures like this, I would have been motived to lose my virginity at a younger age.

Either that or I wouldn’t have flunked Spanish.

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2 Comments to “Well, the Smurfs always *did* look happy…”

  1. The Beautiful Kind Says:

    I LOVE this porn! I’m so glad I stuck it out and watched the whole thing - Gargamel comes running out and that just made it for me.

  2. The Virgin Says:

    Gargamel? Papa Smurf was there, though ;)

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