Born again virgins
A person who has had sex that claims to be a virgin again is like an adult claiming to be a child again. Don’t kid yourselves, you can’t go back.
I came across this article in my world wide web travels which talks about “born again virgins,” women who are “declaring” themselves virgins again. This kind of reminds me of that episode of The Office where Michael “declares bankruptcy.”
But some women aren’t satisfied with just “declaring” it, they’re even going as far as paying upwards of $5000 to have their hymen reattached. In some cases, these are foreign women who are about to be married and because their culture is so strict on virginity, their very lives depend on it. But in other cases, women do it as a present to their husbands. One woman had the surgery done as an anniversary gift to her husband to reproduce the experience. That’s like pissing away five grand to me, I’d rather my wife invest that in more practical things.
As for the other born again virgins, they need to look at it this way. *Is* the first time really that special with anything? My first job sucked ass, but dealing with it only led me to far better paying jobs and higher status. I believe sex is like that too. The first time is going to suck, but keep practicing at it and the sex will be more full of richer and richer experiences.
Don’t get me wrong, the first time is definitely a big deal. It’s all the more pressure on me since it’s far later in life. I’m not saving it for that special someone per se, but I do want to lose it in a natural situation. (I already gave my piece on escorts.) The experience could very well suck, but I got to get it done and over with sometime in order to move on to better things. Trust me ladies, virginity at an older age is certainly not all it’s cracked up to be.
Otherwise, I’m going to make this very, very easy for the so-called “born again virgins” in that article. And I don’t need soul-seeking or new movements to do this with. Simply answer me the following question.
Q.) Has your vagina ever been penetrated by an erect penis?
A.) Yes? Then you’re not a virgin.