The typical female dating profile

The typical girl next door, indeed.

For all the shit I give men who poorly respond to my decoy duck female dating profile in our little experiment, we can’t forget that women tend to write poor profiles as well which tell you absolutely nothing about her. So in some ways, I guess sometimes men don’t have anything better to work with. Anyway, I got a big chuckle this morning when I headed over to Honey and Lance and read a post where Lance pieces together actual lines from female online profiles to form the stereotypical profile and it’s quite a hoot. Right down to the typical “I’ve never done this before” line, it’s dead on.

Go on…take a break and go blow a few minutes of your employer’s time, you’ve worked hard enough. I won’t tell.

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One Comment to “The typical female dating profile”

  1. Lance Says:

    Hey man, thanks for the link love! How are things on your end?

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