Down and dirty in the depths of City Museum
TBK and The Virgin: Turning family friendly places into perverted playgrounds.
It happened again…I hadn’t masturbated since Sunday and was so twitchy and ready for The Beautiful Kind all week…yet the day of the date rolled around and my mojo was gone again as if I had masturbated. I tried a few random things like exercising and eating a chocolate bar, but wasn’t feeling horny like I had the previous night. I prayed it wouldn’t ruin the evening.
Time came for the date and I dressed into a “werewolf” T-shirt as an inside joke for laughs and to lighten the mood. I had the intention of kissing TBK at the door, but she went in for a hug instead leaving me somewhat disoriented and feeling foolish. (That’s not the only female miscue I received that evening.) Like me, she was dressed casually in a t-shirt along with shorts and we looked like two little dorks ready to paint the town red, heh.
We went to a nice Japanese restaurant where they cook the food at the table and it turned out to be TBK’s first time at a place like that. So all the “firsts” weren’t going to be solely on my side, eh? The dinner was a lot of fun and very entertaining.
After dinner we headed downtown to a place called City Museum. The place is a bit hard to describe (see the Wikipedia entry)…it’s like they took a bunch of junk that you’d find at flea markets or junkyards and made one big silly playground out of everything. Crawling around and exploring is highly encouraged and I bet the first words out of an EMT’s mouth would be “Aw…fuck” if someone ever got stuck in there. It would be a parent’s worst nightmare if they had one of those kids who liked to hide to get attention…they would NEVER find them.
TBK and I certainly didn’t want to be found - several times throughout the night we would find an area with enough privacy to fool around in only to have a damned kid pop up right behind us at the last moment. Grrr. We finally found a deep dark passage (no bigger than a crawlspace) that went underneath the stage that you could crawl through on your hands and knees. This area is definitely NOT for the claustrophobic nor anyone scared of the dark - I actually used TBK’s cell phone to light the way.
We came to a complete dead end and realized that no one was around. TBK lifted her shirt up and we started to make out. At one point there was the sound of someone coming and I yelled out in the pitch dark for them to turn right around or I’d knock their head off. I’m not sure what level they were on or how close they were but the sound went away regardless.
TBK and I ended up in the Crystal Cave where she frequently made it a point that it was a *RULE* to kiss there. We fulfilled her rule and broke no laws…until we found a strange door off to the side that led into a pitch dark utility room that was completely OFF LIMITS to visitors. In other words, it was the perfect place…
TBK said that she had a condom on her, but I apologized and said that I didn’t want my first time to be in there. It was too dark to see what we were doing and too much pressure for me to rush, but I told her I’d take a raincheck after my virginity was out of the way.
We still made the absolute best of the situation as we made out, my belt buckle was undone and I started getting blown right there in City Museum. Now the challenge was that the door wouldn’t lock and we had to keep the door closed at all costs. So I basically leaned into the door and held it shut with both arms while TBK was below sucking my cock. God it was wonderful and I was getting so hard.
At one point someone tried to come in but I blocked them from doing so, giving a horrible imitation of a security guard yelling through the door. The person gave up and went along their way as TBK and I straightened ourselves up in a flash.
With wide smiles on our faces as we left the premises, it was quite apparent that we had an absolutely fun and exciting evening with a little danger…all things I sorely needed more of in my life.
..…hmm, I have to apologize my readers - my mind tends to get a little foggy at times. So many things happened that evening, I have a lingering feeling that I’m forgetting one last thing…
NewWrldYankee Says:
September 16th, 2008 at 7:31 am
Oh funny, very funny. What is it - cliffhanger week?!! I say get together with TBK and post your thoughts on the same day. What am I saying?!! Screw that - suspense is killing me.
Lance Says:
September 16th, 2008 at 9:16 am
Nice. Pictures?
Always go in for a hug & cheek kiss when meeting a female friend or new hottie. Think Latin style greeting.
lena Says:
September 16th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
We’ll hear about that part you’ve forgotten on Thursday, I’m sure. Both you and TBK.
In the meantime, I hope you’re re-decorating your blog. No longer V-Carded. No longer a Virgin.
The Beautiful Kind Says:
September 16th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
I’m posting my version of our date on Thursday! Such fun!
The Virgin Says:
September 17th, 2008 at 12:54 am
NWY: What can I say, I AM a prick.
Lance: Sorry, little too busy for pictures
Lena: Actually it will be Wednesday for me…and it just went up now.