Mastery of bra removal
I think I would have preferred to remain ignorant with the female bra.
Ever watch those competitions on the web where men try to unsnap women’s bras in record time? Amateurs, all amateurs.
Granted I might be rusty by now, but I used to be able to unsnap a bra with one hand faster than the blink of an eye. How? I thought I had forgotten all about this, but writing about my grandmother again made me remember this…unfortunately.
When I was a little kid, sometimes I’d be watching TV at night or doing whatever kids do when my grandmother would call me. “Bubba-doo! Can you come in and unhook this?” I’m shuddering even as I write this today. (Why are old people so fucking weird and creepy sometimes?)
My grandmother would be at her vanity table with her shirt off, back faced to me, wearing just her bra. She always needed me to unhook the bra. Which I never understood…didn’t she get it on in the first place? Anyway I dreaded doing this and staring at her grimy back so I got really good at running in, using one hand to unsnap all three hooks at once without even looking, and running out like a bat out of hell.
So at least that is one thing that I don’t have to worry about in bed with a woman….although I worry about seeing those hooks will make me remember this story. Not cool.
Mr. Queen Says:
May 12th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
http://www.mypuajourney.com
u should look into this site and try some of the things he tried
The Dateable Dork Says:
May 14th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Hahaha! God, I hope you don’t think of your grandmother when you’re unhooking the sexy bra of some hot young chick! I shudder at the thought!