*Walks into kitchen at work, sees The Director*
Her: “Hey ?#@*&%!, how was your weekend?”
Me: “Uneventful. (pause) Yours?”
Her: “Been uneventful myself for the last three weekends. But this one.”
Me: “I see.”
(pause)
Me: (feigning interest) “What’d you do?”
Her: “I hung out with my friends.”
Me: “Hmm.” (can’t think of anything further to say, leaves and goes back to desk)
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V-Carded! is the personal blog of a male in his late 20’s who has yet to experience sexual intercourse. Realizing his crisis, he writes a frank an honest account of experiences about sex and love to learn more about himself. He also shares thoughts and experiences about his journey towards his final goal of getting laid and starting his sex life proper.
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The Beautiful Kind Says:
April 4th, 2008 at 8:54 am
If only you could pass out cards with this url in lieu of small talk! Because you speak so intelligently, honestly and confidently here. I feel like you are Clark Kent at work and Superman here.
The Virgin Says:
April 4th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
There’s a big difference. Here I can stop and think about what I’m going to say and revise it if I so choose. Unlike live conversation. Sometimes I wish I could stop time like Zack Morris frequently did on Saved By the Bell to work on a thought.